Still No Job

Author: theymaybemidgets

Date: July 4, 2004

2 freaking weeks of endless searching...if this doesnt work out then im screwed
Well, I'm afraid were going to have to turn you down. It appears we had to hire the one legged black woman due to equal rights movements started years ago
WHAT!?!? Thats crazy. Thats it. Im just going back to hell and begging for my job back.
Yeah, OK dude...
And dont bother trying to be good, because your ass is going to hell when you die
Uh, excessive crack use and beating my wife probably put me there in the first place. But thanks for the conformation.