Why God Doesn't Drink.

Author: timkerr68

Date: April 9, 2016

by timkerr68
4-09-16
Well Dad, I'm back, I did it.
Did what? Were you out or something?
What do you mean? You sent me to Earth to be tortured and die.
I did? Wow I must have blacked out cause I don't remember that at all.
Mom told me about you.
Who Mary? That slut? Talk about a bad case of beer goggles.