Why God Doesn't Drink

Author: timkerr68

Date: April 18, 2016

by timkerr68
4-18-16
Christmas morning, and the routine begins again...
Hi Dad, you know what day it is?
Damn, I forgot his birthday again!
Did you finally get me a present this year?
Ah, yea sure, sure I did. Your present is sitting on that cloud over there.
Those are the leftover wine coolers from your party last night.
Knock yourself out Kid!