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Author: timxcampbell

Date: January 7, 2001

by timxcampbell
1-07-01
This is Chin Lo, reporting from the Great Wall of China... Back to you, Chet.
Why do they always send Orientals to report on Oriental news?
Well, Miss Lo, maybe they figure you won't be taken hostage.
Ha ha ha ... that's pretty funny!
So ... are you ready to read our ultimatum?