The book of evil. Handy, that.

Author: tkopp

Date: June 3, 2001

by tkopp
6-03-01
I don't know about this...
Alright, I'll just pull out my handy pocket necronomicon. Let's see... Build an evil empire, make a pact with Barney... There it is. Summon evil.
I think I'll watch this from a safe distance. Good luck.
Pansy. What could go wrong? We're summoning an introverted, twisted little man who takes delight in crushing the hopes and dreams of the motivated students of the world.
Uh... What's the minimum safe distance for stupidity?
Fine! Have it your way! I'll have vengence by myself then!