Why you shouldn't do drugs. Starring: Jake the Moron!

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 1, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-01-03
Jake the moron kills himself because the T.V. told him to.
T.V. tells me to hurt myself..... So I must.
Kill yourself!
Jake dies and a catholic priest comes by to "pay his respects".
Someone please call an ambulence....... Anybody?
Yay! They can't sew me for touching a little DEAD boy!
Kids, if you don't want a catholic priest to harrass your dead body, don't do drugs!
Remember, kids! Crack kills, but ciggerettes don't!
And they're not illegal!