Jake gets a letter: Starring: Jake the Moron

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 1, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-01-03
Jake the Moron gets a letter from his nephew!
"Dear Uncle Jake, I am your nephew..." I have a nephew!
OH, CRAP, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF THEM OUT THERE!
Oh, this should be great.... Huh huh...
"I am coming over to your house next week so be ready!" He's coming over to my house next week? I'd better get ready!
OH, DOUBEL CRAP! HE'S COMING OVER HERE!!!!
To be continued...
"I like Cheese cake, so get lots of it!" I wonder if he like carrot cake... I'll get some just in case.
IF ONLY I COULD UNPLUG MYSELF...