Jake meets Simon: Starring: Jake the Moron

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 2, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-02-03
Wow, Jake, it's that rude brit, Simon from American Idel!
Wow, you're that dude from American Idel.... Uh, Shannon? Sean? Silly?
Simon, it's Simon. Don't make yourself look any stupider, please.
Jake! Don't do it! He's British!!
Wanna hear me sing?
I have a feeling that your horrible, go ahead.
Here it comes people, Simons put down!
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will alwaaaaaaaaays love yoooooooooooooooUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
If we weren't in public I'd put myself out of my missery........ by killing you.