Jake dies 3: Starring: Jake the Moron

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 6, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-06-03
Jake's still trying to get into heaven.
Am I in heaven yet?
Let's see..... Hm, ok, ok..... Yeah, it seems that you were a good guy.... But did you love Jesus??
Who?
Yeah, know, cool guy, died for your sins, water into wine, etc. etc.?
NO, JAKE, DON'T DO IT!!!!
Oo, that reminds me of a joke!
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