Jake dies pt 4: Starring: Jake the Moron

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 6, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-06-03
Jake finally got into heaven!
Cool, I'm in heaven.
Hi, welcome to heaven.
Hey, how do I get one of those cool halos?
Uh, God doesn't just pass them out, you have to earn them.
Jake finally got into heaven!
.....So, where would that be now?
I gotta go talk to saint Peter about how this guy got in here...