Jake goes camping pt. 2: Starring: Jake the Moron

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 10, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-10-03
Jake is stranded on a desert/forested island with cpt. Obvious.
Well, we're here, might as well try to find shelter and food!
I be findin' the shelter, ye be finding the food!
Oooo, a pig, that would make a good hamburger!
Ay, hamburger is made of Cow, matie!
............uh, To be continued.
Then why do they call it HAMburger?
Because The hamburger was first created in Hamburg, Germany, duh!