Jake gets replaced pt 1: Starring: Garrett!!!

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 13, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-13-03
Garrett is taking auditions for the new Jake.
Okays, okays, I's say my part now, "I is Jake the Idiot.
.......Uh, we're looking for someone a little less..... trashy. NEXT!
I say, ol' chap! Tis me, Jake the Moronic one! Laugh as I say something completely Stupid!
.......Uh, we're looking for someone a little less..... smart. NEXT!
Oh, that cpt. Obvious!
ARG! I be the new Jake! That cpt. Obvious is sooo sexy!
.......Uh, we're looking for someone a little less..... lying. This might take long then expected!