Introducing: White Trash Jake!

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 13, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-13-03
White Trash Jake talks to her arch enemy, Mr. Stinkybutt.
Mm'mm, Mr. Stinkybutt, you look so delicious! I could just smoke you up!
Then why don't you? My butt is smokalicious!
But I gots the patch on! And it gives me a satisfying amount of you.
Com'on! One puff for old times sake!
Once again, White Trash Jake!!
I can't! I just can't! I love yet another! 'Es name; Billy-Bob!
Yeah, well does Billy-Bob have a hot butt like mine?