Introducing: Mental Jake

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 13, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-13-03
And the one you've all been waiting for.... Mental Jake!
I'm gonna read a poem I wrote. Called "Why the spork?"
I look at your flesh, Wondering what it tastes like.
So I grab my spork, And I peel back your soft skin.
It reminds me of my mother, That is, before I ate her.
How....... crazy.....
Why did I use the spork? I must have hurt worse.
Why the spork, Why the spork?