Jake the Moron: The Movie pt. I

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 16, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-16-03
Space Station Talon II: Miles above Earth...
Oh, crap, something's wrong with the main system! Computer: Radiation on level 2, please seal off all units but this one!
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, no, live support failing! Computer: We need all avalible energy towards oxygen creation.
Unable to compute...
Meanwhile...
Time to go to the Moon! Sorry, computer, I gotta leave you here!
YEAH, YEAH, HUGS AND KISSES, "I'LL MISS YOU" BLAH BLAH BLAH, NOW GO!