Jake the Moron: The Movie pt IV

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 16, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-16-03
Space Station Talon II: Miles above Earth
Crap!! We're going down!!! We're gonna hit the Moon!!!!!! WE"RE GONNA DIE!!!!!
Hey, the vending machine ate my dollar, do you think I could be reinbersed?
YOU MORON!!!!!! THAT'S NOT A VENDING MACHINE!!! THAT'S THE MAIN COMPUTER!!!!! YOU JUST KILLED US ALL!!!!!!
So.... I don't get my dollar back?
WE ARE GOING TO DIE, MORON!!!!!!!!!
......So I don't get my dollar back?