An important question from computer: Starring Jake the Moron

Author: tocaracaria

Date: April 5, 2004

by tocaracaria
4-05-04
Jake just got back from the hospital.
So, I just got out of the hospital.
Yay for you.
They said that I had trumendous brain damage... PLUS the damage from the piece of glass.
Jake, may I ask you a question?
Will Jake answer Computer's question? Will we find out the real reason of Jake's stupidness? Find out next time on... Jake the Moron!
Sure, computer.
Why are you so damn stupid?