Flashback pt. 5: Starring Young Jake

Author: tocaracaria

Date: April 7, 2004

by tocaracaria
4-07-04
After beating the devil in a game of Scrabble, Jake finally found his mother.
Hey, mom. How's it going?
Good, I guess. I've been working in this graveyard for about ten years now.
This job seems like it'd suck.
Nah, only when the zombies come alive and try to eat my flesh. Luckly I have anti-zombie spray.
Can we say "Jinxed"?
This is so much fun, mother! I can only hope that a shovel won't fall on my head and make me a complete idiot. But what are the chances of that happening.