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TomKat and LucyGray saga part I by tomkat 11-03-02
TomKat ventures into the B.S. Forum for the first time... Hi there, I'm TomKat... Who are you lot? I'm LucyGray and I rule this forum unofficially. Anyone who opposes me will be struck down with my 14 year old might! Muhhahhaha!	Jeff asks TomKat if he fancies regulating the forums Hi there TomKat, I'm Jeff. I was just wondering if you'd fancy being an admin as we've been having a few problems with the site lately Er. Me? Mature? You're kidding, right? No? Oh.. um.. ok, sure. So long as I don't have to do too much work.	Lucy notices tomkat's name is in bold for some reason and declares full-on war. Cheyne: Hi, Lucy, hows it going? Been to the forums lately? NO! This cannot be! That fool, tomkat, with his normal lifestyle and lack of respect for me! This is an outrage! DIE! DIE! DIE! I'm leaving *snivel*

 

Ainsley joins SCN by tomkat 11-03-02
Ainsley stumbles into SCN... Hi there, I'm Jem_Aphrodite. I'm new to these forums... Hi Ainsley, well come along to the B.S. Forum, its where most of us whore up the boards and.. er.. er.. post meaningful posts.	Ainsley tries to be accepted quickly...... Hi everyone! I'm Ains! Ugh. Another newbie trying to talk in the BS Forum. Hi. Bye.	And manages it. Sex sex sex spanga sex sex sex... Oh! She talks about sex! Welcome to the BS Forum, you're fully accepted as a member! Its all we talk about here!

 

TomKat writes an entry for his diary (shock horror etc) by tomkat 11-04-02
Oh come on Tom, put another entry in your diary, you never bother any more! No Cheyne, I can't be bothered. Besides, you'll just poke fun at it.	No way, come on man, we all love your diary. It'll be really cool. Hmmm. Maybe. Ok then, I will. Give me 5 minutes then it'll be ready.	So, er, what did you think of my diary? Quiet... I'm typing a new entry... where was I... oh yeah "and everyone should check out tom's diary, and laugh at him not being able to get it up. ahahahaha. what a loser. etc"

 

Its 6:15am and I'm bored. by tomkat 11-04-02
Hi I'm Ming the Merciless. I have 59 piercings altogether and my mother and father have disowned me. I'm the embodiment of evil. How do you do?	I'm suicidal because it makes me cool. I also like talking about eating bat's heads. I have no friends. Uhh... Well I have a big sword. Grrr. Why is your hand down your leather trousers?	Because I'm furiously masterbating while I tweak my nipple with my other hand. Death is all, life is nothing. Etc. People call me a freak but I have the afterlife to look to. And I thought I was weird.

 

Asian Girls by tomkat 11-05-02
You know I'm the favourite Asian Girl. People love and adore me. I'm also involved in more lewd sexual comics. Noone wants you in their sex stories.		Bitch.

 

Exiltion vs 1up #1 by tomkat 9-03-06
Just another day in Alliance Discussions... 1up are much better than Exilition! They're consistently a top alliance! This argument could span 10 threads and 500 posts on AD. Let's just agree BOTH are excellent alliances	Ok... I agree. Both are good alliances. THANKYOU. Now maybe we can get onto a proper discussion.	Like how 1up would beat Exilition if they played more than one round in a row?

 

Exiltion vs 1up #2 by tomkat 9-03-06
Exilition make an announcment! You know you could stop this stupid discussion of who's better out of 1up and Exilition by just playing two rounds in a row against them... bwtmc: It's funny you should say that, as Exilition WILL be playing round 19! Our first time playing two rounds in a row!	Hey did you hear about Exilition playing 2 rounds in a row? Yeah bwtmc just told me. FINALLY we can see if they can keep up the standards for 2 rounds in a row against 1up! I can't wait!	1up also make an announcement... Sid: I've got an announcement! I'm afraid 1up will not be playing round 19!

 

Elviz gets closed by tomkat 9-03-06
At elviz & co HQ things aren't looking good! elviz: I just tried to login and my account has been closed for cheating? Ska: This is an outrage! I'm off to complain to the multihunters!	Ska goes to MH HQ to sort it out... Ska: Why has elviz been closed?! He hasn't cheated! He's an upstanding member of the community! Why have elviz's stolen ships got "SKA'S SHIPZ HANDS OFF" written in crayon on the underneath?	...and leaves just as quickly Ska: I... I... I'll be back! I'll look forward to it!

 

Zhil loves his mushroom by tomkat 9-08-06
Round 18 has ended, and it's a quiet day in #public... What are you doing, generic 1up member? I'm just reading TomKat's comics. They're better than I thought they'd be. You should take a look!	Heh, these aren't too bad... wait a second. I see the words 1up... and in the same sentence the word "BAD"?!	THESE COMICS ARE SO ANTI-1UP! EVERYONE MUST BOYCOTT TOMKAT FOR THIS OUTRAGE! BANNED

 

jer asks the gazillion dollar question by tomkat 9-12-06
It's a slow day in #forums... jer: Hay guys how do we select PA Team? I don't know but I believe it's something to do with being promoted through Support Team...?	jer: Haha yeah right more like it's who cares least about the game and then who has the least idea of how the game works! Yeah, a "PA Team are incompetent" joke. That's REAL original TomKat	If I had a dayjob I wouldn't be giving it up! jer: I'm just bitter because I've never had a top 10 planet :( Don't change the goddamn subject. You've written another terrible comic strip and now you'll live with the consequences.

 

Your Average Night in a DC Channel by tomkat 10-03-06
I have Xan incomings! Can you sort me out some defence?! Sure... er so he's sent 300 ships... and he's about 500k value. Ok, I'll take a guess at what's incoming and get you some defence!	Have you covered my incomings yet? Well, we've got some Cathaar ships to freeze it but there's the new Random EMP factor Appoco introduced...	Wait. So you don't actually know what's incoming? And even if you did, you don't know if it's covered because you can't calculate the "random factor" from EMP? I... er... well it'll be an interesting battlereport! Right?!

 

Planetarion Joke #1 by tomkat 10-05-06
What do Planetarion and America both have in common?!	Errrrrm... only idiots are proud to be associated with either of them? Nope!	Errrrm... they both have useless people running them? Nope!

 

Planetarion Joke #2 by tomkat 10-05-06
Most people in either have a terrible grasp of English and can't spell? Nope!	Ok... I give up. What do America and Planetarion both have in common? ....dramatic pause....	People in America think war is a good thing, and people in Planetarion think alliance wars are a good thing! lolo

 

Exilition aren't taking round 19 seriously! by tomkat 12-12-06
Exilition aren't "taking this round seriously" Mactanzu: Thanks a lot for that performance ChipZ^... and next on the platform we have... oh wait. I've got a call here for an "Anti-Corvette". Does anyone own "Anti-Corvettes"? Anyone?	Launch our fleets? What does he mean? I thought we weren't taking the round seriously? It's why we're here. I think I have to launch at these three numbers or something. Then we get to watch more stand-up comedy!	The fun never stops in #exilition! Yeah, so did I tell you the one about the Indian and the Irishman? It's called Ascendancy!

 

Foxy Stoat and the Snowy Meet by tomkat 2-15-10
After 37 threads on FS... Hey Ste, do you fancy having a FS meet over the summer? 4 months notice should be enough! 4 months? Yeah maybe...	How depressing... Why can't anyone commit to the event?! I give up! We'll NEVER be able to meet! sorry - 4 months isnt enough notice...	Light at the end of the tunnel! Hey! I'm MillieB! Let's meet up next week even though it's snowing! Oh by the way I have boobs! THERE IS NOTHING ON EARTH THAT WILL PREVENT ME FROM ATTENDING

 

Minty writes a love poem by tomkat 3-11-10
Minty is trying to write a love poem for his girlfriend and wants Johnny to help... Roses are red... Violets are blue... ...I'll always love cravats more than I love you?	I love you so much, I hope you're aware... ... That I'm an ugly twat and I've got stupid hair?	Any ideas? Naw, sorry Jackie...

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