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| Hi I'm Ming the Merciless. I have 59 piercings altogether and my mother and father have disowned me. | |
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| I'm the embodiment of evil. How do you do? | |
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| I'm suicidal because it makes me cool. I also like talking about eating bat's heads. I have no friends. | |
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| Uhh... Well I have a big sword. Grrr. Why is your hand down your leather trousers? | |
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| Because I'm furiously masterbating while I tweak my nipple with my other hand. Death is all, life is nothing. Etc. People call me a freak but I have the afterlife to look to. | |
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| And I thought I was weird. | |
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