Sweet Home Alabama - The Roy Moore Follies.

Author: tony_cheek

Date: April 9, 2006

by tony_cheek
4-09-06
Back at the home of Former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore...
Roy, I swear! Git your butt down off that cross RIGHT Now! I put up with that two-ton slab in mah root cellar, but this is going TOO FAR!
But sweetie, Ah's just makin' a political statement 'bout keepin' God in the Gum'mint!
Roy, you already have a strong political base! You don' need to pull stunts no more!
They said the same thing to Evil Kneivel. Look where it got HIM.
point.
Now, if'n you'll 'scuse me, Don Siegelman's jus' pulled inta the driveway with his nail gun.