Sweet Home Alabama - The Roy Moore Follies, Part Two.

Author: tony_cheek

Date: April 9, 2006

by tony_cheek
4-09-06
ROY! Yer "followers" are trampin' up my begonias and CNN don' plowed over the mailbox!
Sorry, Sugar Tush! Soon as Ah'm Governor, Ah'll make it up to yew, I SWEAR!
That's all well an' good, but Ah ain't feedin' five thousand of your nut constituents!
Don' have to! We done been sponsored by the 700 Club! KFC FOR EVERYONE!
Would you AT LEAST put on some clothes? That diaper jus' ain't respectable!
It's a loincloth! Look! FOX News is airdroppin' Bill O'Reilly! PULL THE RIPCORD, BILL!!