SWEET HOME ALABAMA: The Aftermath.

Author: tony_cheek

Date: April 15, 2006

by tony_cheek
4-15-06
FOX News: We'll Cover It Forever.
Well folks, it looks like the Self Crucifixtion of Roy Moore has reached an end early Saturday morning.
Crews are cleaning up at the Moore Compound as Rescue Workers try desperately to wrest Geraldo Rivera's moustache from a flock of crazed bluejays.
FOX News: We'll Cover Any Damned Thing.
But there's a new development in the Alabama Governor's Race! Governor Riley will attempt to jump over former Governor Siegelman!
Ah need my Harley keys and 'bout sixteen pounds of Vaseline in case I have t' extricate myself.