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by totallyawesome
10-20-03
DEAD BODIES FOR SALE PEOPLE, GOT YOUR DEAD BODIES RIGHT HERE
REAL CHEAP TOO, WHAT A DEAL I AM PROVIDING FOR YOU
PERHAPS YOU FOLKS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE BARGAINS I AM SO SELFLESSLY BESTOWING UPON YOU WITH THIS AMAZING DEAL
*sigh* my life is torment

 

by totallyawesome
10-20-03
I REPEAT, DEAD BODIES FOR SALE, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST
*Ahem*
Woah, uh, that was totally there when I got here.

 

by totallyawesome
10-20-03
OH MAN HE IS TOTALLY DOING TIME CAN YOU BELIVE THAT
Man what a drag, to be cooped up like this
THE BUDGET SHINOBI HAS ARRIVED TO BUST HIM OUT OF JAIL OMG SO EPIC
Sweet, he's here
Woah, sorry i'm late man, but my ninja mask was TOTALLY in the dryer
It's cool, just get me the hell out of here
Oh man, this is going to be so badass...

 

by totallyawesome
10-20-03
OH NO ACTION IS HAPENNING!
Holy shit that was the sweetest thing ever
You better believe it! Now, about my payment...
And so:
I GOT SOME DEAD BODIES FOR SALE, REAL CHEAP PEOPLE, REAL CHEAP

 

by totallyawesome
10-21-03
Ah lets see what I can find on the old internet! Eh, whats this?
http://www.animexxxaction.net
AII KONAMI DESENKII KAWAII SUGOII!!! >_<
RRRRAGH I AM THE DARK FIEND OVERLORD AND I DEMAND SEXY VIRGINS FOR MY RITUALISTIC AND HIGHLY EROTIC PAGAN SACRIFICE
Ok, fuck the internet

 

by totallyawesome
10-21-03
Ok, that was horrifying. Lets see what else I can find...
www.furry-surprise.com
Lets screw
...God I hate the internet

 

by totallyawesome
10-21-03
baddewd412 : omg Hey, you should go to www.goatse.cx
metalgearsqualid: ....ok *click*
...
baddewd412 : LOL fag
Ok, that is IT. I am going to fucking BREAK the internet!

 

by totallyawesome
10-21-03
The plan has been hatched!
Hah, with my new anti-internet rockets, I will soon be rid of the awful menace!
AAARG THE INTERNET IS DEAD
And so...
OMGWTF I M REPORTING U

 

by totallyawesome
10-21-03
ROBOT RON WILL CRUSH ALL OF THE FATTIES! HE IS A FITE MASHINE
Hey man, making fun of us physically obese people ain't cool
SHUT UP BECAUSE INTHE FUTURE ALL FATTIES WILL BE USED AS SHARKFOOD
It's true

 

by totallyawesome
10-21-03
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!? YEAAAAAAH
I AM SO ROCK AND ROLL THAT I HAVE HUNDREDS OF GROUPIES LINED UP TO DO ME
PLEASE PASS THE HEROIN

 

by totallyawesome
10-21-03
Welcome to "Burgers To The Maxxx", may I take your order?
Yeah, I'll take one "XTREEM" Beef Patty (TM), some "Hardcore" Fries (TM), and a "WickedSweet"soda (TM)
This is oing to be the best thing I have ever eaten!
*choke* ACK DEAD
Woah, am I in heaven?
No, you're in Chicago. The've decided that fat people aren't allowed in heavan anymore.

 

by totallyawesome
10-22-03
Honey? I have something I have to tell you...
Yes dear, what is it?
...I'm pregnant
Fuck
Haw haw, that'll teach you to mess with god, you dirty screw!

 

by totallyawesome
12-29-03
...so i busted a cap in that mofo ASS!
LOL whigger!
...
wut is ur prob?
And so..
row, row, row ur boat, gently down the stream...

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