What a salesman he is

Author: totallyawesome

Date: October 20, 2003

by totallyawesome
10-20-03
DEAD BODIES FOR SALE PEOPLE, GOT YOUR DEAD BODIES RIGHT HERE
REAL CHEAP TOO, WHAT A DEAL I AM PROVIDING FOR YOU
PERHAPS YOU FOLKS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE BARGAINS I AM SO SELFLESSLY BESTOWING UPON YOU WITH THIS AMAZING DEAL
*sigh* my life is torment