Jonathan Darcy's Return to the World of Lonely Retreat

Author: tracheattack

Date: February 26, 2003

by tracheattack
2-26-03
alright, it's Darcy time. i'm gonna find myself a fine lookin lady.
too bad there aren't any ladies around.
well, atleast that guy's got boobs in his pocket.
well I never.
But still, Christopher anticipated nothing, leaving him entirely unprepared for the horrors to come.