The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: March 10, 2005

by trapjaw
3-10-05
Man boy hears about Jelum's misfortune...
Mopman! I heard that Jelum has a slipped disc in his spine, due to an attempt at self-fellatio?
That's right.
I suspect that there are dark forces at work here... My nemesis must be behind this nefarious deed!
I didn't know you had a nemesis, Man-boy... What's his name? Dr Destructo? Captain Chaos? Mr Malevolence?
No. His name is... Boy-man.
Alrighty then.