The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: March 10, 2005

by trapjaw
3-10-05
Mopman and Pit continue trying to discover the identity of the fiendish Boy-man...
Let's see if we can work out who Boy-man is based on what we know about him.
OK, well, we know that he's a pop singer for one thing.
We also know that, presumably, he is male...
As the name "Boy-MAN" would appear to indicate...
And we know that he has a micropenis and likes to roger young boys.
Fuck! That could be any boy-band member!