The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: March 10, 2005

by trapjaw
3-10-05
The enigma of the evil Boy-man's identity continues...
OK, so we know that Boy-man could be pretty much any boy-band member right?
Yeah, I guess. Don't you have any more detailed info about him to narrow down the possibilities?
Wait..yeah! It can't be a boyband member because he said that Boy-man is a solo artist!
OK...micropenis..molests young boys... It must be Justin Timberlake!
No way dude..everyone knows that Justin Timberlake only molests rodents, chickens and certain subspecies of gibbons.
Oh yeah..forgot about that.