The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-Boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: March 12, 2005

by trapjaw
3-12-05
Mopman and Pit draw nearer to discovering the identity of the arch-villain Boy-man...
Hmmm. The fact that Boy-Man is a male pop singer who molests young boys just leaves us with an infinity of possible candidates.
Yeah! How the fuck are we ever gonna find out who this wank-machine is?
Wait! Man-boy told me one more thing...
And what was that?
Boy-man's trademark was a single white glove...
Eureka! Michael Jackson. Aaaaahhh... NOW the whole significance of the name Boy-man is starting to make sense...