The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: March 14, 2005

by trapjaw
3-14-05
Yo Jelum, how's the spine?
Not too bad. Being injured helps me to get chicks. I just got some! She was fucking hot, and she just looked at me, and ripped off my pants, and whipped her tits out and shit and...
OK, OK. I gave a transvestite hobo a bottle of gin to suck my dick in a porta-pottie.