The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: March 22, 2005

by trapjaw
3-22-05
Hey Pit, I saw something quite disturbing on TV last night.
And what was that?
It was an infomercial for a home lobotomy kit, called the Lobotomiser 9000. There was an emphasis on users suddenly liking Justin Timberlake's "music".
Shit! That sounds pretty fucked up, man! Anything that makes people like Justin Timberlake is pure evil... There's something very suspicious about this whole thing.
Woah...think about how many CDs that cocksucker has sold...that means...
That a few million people have already performed lobotomies on themselves! We have to stop this! We need Man-boy!