The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: March 22, 2005

by trapjaw
3-22-05
Man-boy...there is a serious problem which we need your powers to solve.
I think I know what you're talking about. The Lobotomiser 9000?
Yes. This product has sold millions of copies worldwide, and is spreading like a plague. Everywhere, millions of people like the "music" (retch) of Justin Timberlake.
Yes. The shadow of this evil is widespread. And It's no coincidence that Justin Timberlake is constantly mentioned.
Why?
He is behind the whole thing. Or rather, his true identity... Fucking-Wanker-Bestiality-Necrophiliac-Man. My new nemesis.