The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-Boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: March 24, 2005

by trapjaw
3-24-05
So, what do you plan to do about Fucking-Wanker-Bestiality-Necrophiliac-Man, AKA Justin Timberlake?
Well...A direct attack would be too risky.
He's the leader of an evil organisation who protect him. The organisation is a cult of besto-necrophiles, and includes Robbie Williams, all boy bands, Nelly, 50 cent...most pop stars are members.
Holy shit, that explains a lot.
Hmmm, I could, however, kidnap his private harem of chickens, rodents and gibbons and hold them to ransom.