The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: March 24, 2005

by trapjaw
3-24-05
The Lobotomiser 9000 will continue to make millions of people enjoy idiotic pop music...
Dammit. So that means that I don't get to kill Justin Timberlake.
I'm afraid not.
How about if I just beat him and his revolting cronies to within an inch of their miserable lives?
That sounds reasonable.
YEAH!
Hell, I'll even come and help you. The powers of the universe hate those lame-ass motherfuckers as much as you do.