The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: March 28, 2005

by trapjaw
3-28-05
Pit meets one of Man-boy's agents
Hey Man-boy, who's that fat, greasy, smelly ape-creature with you?
That's Sloppy Joe.
So, what do you do, Sloppy Joe?
I'm part of Man-boy's Underground Infiltration Network. We go undercover to attack the enemy. My assigned target is Robbie Williams. I work undercover as his chef.
So, what does your undercover work involve?
I've been shitting in his yak stew, pissing in his tea and coffee and wanking into his protein shakes for about five years now.