The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: March 31, 2005

by trapjaw
3-31-05
Pit meets more of Manboy's undercover agents...
So, Sloppy Joe's job is contaminating Robbie Williams' food and drink with bodily fluids and waste matter...what's your job?
My name is Glaston, good master, and I'm Robbie Williams' butler, at your service.
So what do you do undercover?
I've been collecting DNA samples from Robbie Williams. So far our research has indicated that he is, in fact, not really human.
So...what IS he?
The result of a military expiriment trying to crossbreed the DNA of proboscis monkeys, pigs, fleas, plankton and some kind of mushroom.