The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: April 14, 2005

by trapjaw
4-14-05
I found out today that this moron from my high scool days is working in the office next door to mine.
Who?
They used to call him "Jov" at school. He's pretty much a gorilla without a gorilla's intelligence. The most memorable thing he ever said was "Do you guys also piss while you're shitting?"
So what are you gonna do about it?
I've hooked up my toilet to his drinking water supply. I also have a high voltage battery connected to his urinal. He'll probably think he has an STD because of the intense pain every time he pisses.
Wait a second...you have an office??