The Fantabulous Adventures of Man-boy

Author: trapjaw

Date: April 14, 2005

by trapjaw
4-14-05
Man-boy goes PC
Since when do superheroes have offices?
Come on dude, do you think this is Superman era? It's old school to hang out in phone booths and elevators.
But you're a superhero for fuck sake! You're not some businessman metrosexual loser!
Hey bud, we're in the year 2005. I not only have an office, I also have a website and a "street team". And you can buy shares in Manboy Inc (PTY LTD) on the stock exchange.
And Pit, the term "superhero" is outmoded, and may cause offence to certain ethnic and cultural minority groups. We prefer to use the term "exemplarily advanced individual".