Man-Boy on Strike

Author: trapjaw

Date: July 19, 2005

by trapjaw
7-19-05
Hmmm, what's this.. "Rock star: INXS". What the hell is this now?
Join us for the action and excitement of the latest reality show, where eager contestants get to fight the battle to front international rock band INXS!
Most of these losers look like failed boy-band tryouts. That one says his rock and roll god is Robbie Williams. This is... BULLSHIT!!! Must...take...action...
"Yeah, Robbie Williams is just, like, so rock and roll man, just like my professionally styled mohawk, designer ripped jeans and sculpted abs!"
Nothing that a little gasoline can't solve. Along with the remains of my TV, up in smoke goes everything that rock and roll ever stood for.. it's a damn shame, it is...