Hip Hop

Author: trapjaw

Date: July 24, 2005

by trapjaw
7-24-05
Yo Spanky, you wanna make a few million bucks with me?
Yeah, why not. How?
We're gonna make you a hip-hop star. It's so easy, you just need some FUBU gear, gold teeth, a computer sampling/beat program and no talent.
Sweet dude. I'm in. What should I call myself?
Hmmm.. gotta be something that oozes street cred... Thugga Bob? Pimp Daddy Fat Joint?
Shorten the latter to "da PDFJ" and we have a winner, my friend...