Pit in Hell, Phase 1

Author: trapjaw

Date: July 25, 2005

by trapjaw
7-25-05
Pit discovers that after he was 'capped in a drive-by, his soul has been sent to hell...
So, I'm really in hell huh. And if everything I've heard about this place is true, I'm here for, uh, eternity, right?
Yes, mortal.. muhahahahahaha!
Um, can I ask why I was sent here? Aside from shoplifting once when I was 12, and ordering a mail-order bride for my neighbour as a joke, I've never done anything really, um, evil...
Two words, mortal. Hip hop.
Is that two words or is it one word hyphenated?