Pit Needs a Replacement Soul

Author: trapjaw

Date: August 16, 2005

by trapjaw
8-16-05
I don't know what you're up to, but there's no fucking way I'm signing my name in blood on any ethereal contract.
Oh come on, it just says that your soul will spend all eternity in torment in Hell after you die. That's like, not for another 60 years if you're lucky.
Tempting...but, NO.
Where the hell am I gonna find someone dumb enough to sign away their soul for eternity?
Yo yo, right mates! Robbie Williams here, let's swing while we're winning!
Eeeeexcellent...