Pit Still Needs a Replacement Soul

Author: trapjaw

Date: August 21, 2005

by trapjaw
8-21-05
Hey dude, you look upset.. what's up?
Well, Robbie Williams was dumb enough to exchange his soul for a chocolate twinkie, but Satan nullified it on the grounds that he already owns that particular soul. I gotta find another.
So you gotta find another soul?
Yeah, goddamit! I've only got 24 hours before I'm consigned to an eternity of agony and torture!
I'm sure something will come up. If you go back to hell for good, could you, like, come and possess my body and give me superhuman powers or something?