Pit's Search For a Soul Is Interrupted.

Author: trapjaw

Date: August 21, 2005

by trapjaw
8-21-05
Maybe I can find some solution to this problem on the internet...Hey, was that the doorbell?
Hi, I'm here to conduct a survey on the psycho-sociological profiles of the middle-class caucasian males in relation to the displcement of masculine identity in the context of postmodernity.
What!? I mean, eh? What the hell are you going on about? Besides, you're only like 17 or 18, and that sounds pretty advanced for a kid. I don't have time for this.
Yes, I am only 17, but this is research for my PhD dissertation. You see, I'm a certified genius, a child prodigy. I completed high school at the age of 9, and this will be my third doctorate degree.
Oh really? That's quite amazing.. tell me more...