Why My College Blows...

Author: tre_ev

Date: April 13, 2004

by tre_ev
4-13-04
Reason #1: In the Middle of No Where Town...
So, you're telling me that we are 30 minutes away from a "real" town and we are surrounded by farms, a lake and there's a white trash village three minutes away?..Dear lord, shoot me now...
That's right! But you will love it! We do bonding activities and have dances, blah, blah, blah.
Reason #2: No cable in the rooms,the pizza place closes at eight and not a single bar in the town, food sucks, no men...
C'mon, I have a nice big pizza for you, cable tv, lots of hot Playgirl like men AND a 24 hour coffee shop waiting for you. And it will only cost you your measly little soul. C'mon, I know you want it.
Hmmm, it does sound nice...
Reson #3: Peopl gossip non-stop, just...like...god damn...HIGH SCHOOL!
So hey, did you hear they may make this school co-ed, I heard it from Sara who heard it from Betty, who as you know totally broke up with Mandy two days ago, did you know that she may be straight?
I should've taken that deal with the devil...