Red Shirt Diaries VII

Author: trigear

Date: May 6, 2007

by trigear
5-06-07
Sir, tell me again why you were eating a Snickers bar in the combobulator room?
I was feeling peckish. I had a craving for nougat.
Sir, there's a sign at the entranceway to the combobulator room that explicitly states 'no food or drinks.' What were you thinking?
So Rogers got recombobulated on the other side of the planet. If that's the only side-effect, what's the big deal?
Meanwhile, at the ship...
Why hello there! You don't look familiar... who are you?
Doc, it's me! It's Sgt. Williams, the combobulator operator! I'm not feeling myself.