Zipper for Supper #02: Dress code

Author: tsekub

Date: December 7, 2005

by tsekub
12-07-05
ZIPPER FOR SUPPER
Today's board meeting's topic of discussion is office dress code. Stan, will you step up here please?
This is an example of improper dress. The company code says nothing about crowbars, ugly stripes, or masks, but no hats are permissible on the premises, Stan.
But you're wearing a toupee.
TOUPEES DON'T COUNT!!!!!