Lonely Friday #11: Communion

Author: tsekub

Date: December 11, 2006

by tsekub
12-11-06
Wanna go get communion, Friday?
Naw, doll. You go ahead, I'll be here waiting.
Why? Don't you want to receive the flesh of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?
Uh... no... uh... I'm uhhh... allergic to communion bread.
Hahaha. You're such a wimpy little herbivore.
Keep talking babe, and you're gonna have a wimpy little sex life.