HelenLand

Author: tweetybird

Date: February 15, 2001

by tweetybird
2-15-01
Bunny lands on the list
I am so beautiful! I am so smart! My life is fascinating and sophisticated, unlike yours! I have sexual powers beyond your understanding!INTP men desire me and all women envy me!
Which reminds me of a story....
What? How dare you get attention I deserve, you skanky whore!
Pardon me? That was uncalled for.
That was just a joke, darling. I apologize for forgetting you're not as smart or sophisticated as I am, and that you can't understand my clever and intelligent humor. Laughing and laughing.
Four hundred pounds, shut-in.